How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!