How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity