How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!