Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.