Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.