Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.