Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...