Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end