What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.