What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!