Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black"