Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile?

Because he's better than you.