Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...