Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.