Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening