Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening