Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months