Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.