Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage