Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!