Trash Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Trash Bin Jokes More Trash Bin Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)