Trash Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

Bad Kid Jokes More Bad Kid Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Trash Bin Jokes More Trash Bin Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby