Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood