Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist