Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.