If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
Just say "I don't know, make something up"
Because he asked for Ice-es
They needed some space.
Because it got waterlogged.
They gave him his money back.
Because money talks.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
