Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !