Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a