Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.