Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up