What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun