What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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He got cancelled.

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It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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A computer with a lot of bites !

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Cause they're dead!

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore