Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...