Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who