Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.