March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Anchor.

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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All the trees have square roots.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers