March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle