Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!