What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.