Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What do you call a blasian?

A criminal mastermind