Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call a blasian?

A criminal mastermind

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.