Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What do you call a blasian?

A criminal mastermind