How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.