How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.