How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.