When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.