When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer