Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.