Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."