What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!