What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.