What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane