What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust