What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.