What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit