What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.