What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.