Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.