Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood