Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating