Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.