Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating