What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.