Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..