Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.