Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.