What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"