What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!