What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"