How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.