How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.