Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'