Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'