What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.