Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker