Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker