Because everyone was a goblin
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
He'll be Snowden.
Too many spooks.
She identified as pump-kin.
A Dead End.
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
Hallowieners!
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
He was told not to play with his food.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
