Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM