What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.