A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Deputin
He farts.
im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Neighbor
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"
She pulled her pants up.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.