What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.