What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.