What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.