What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.