What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.