What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.