Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)