What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.