What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.