What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them