What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.