What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.