How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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To keep the pig in one piece.

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LINE IT!"

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He knew they were going to ice him.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake