What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro