What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes