What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.