How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese