Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.